1 00:00:00,166 --> 00:00:01,583 [♪ classical music playing] 2 00:00:01,584 --> 00:00:03,419 [Carrie] The woman threw open her windows 3 00:00:03,420 --> 00:00:05,504 to let the city in. 4 00:00:05,505 --> 00:00:07,673 She could hear the horses coming and going 5 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:09,091 with their carriages, 6 00:00:09,092 --> 00:00:11,593 each one bringing an exciting possibility. 7 00:00:11,594 --> 00:00:12,928 [driver] Let me get that for you, sir. 8 00:00:12,929 --> 00:00:15,097 - [car horn honking] - Have a nice day. 9 00:00:15,098 --> 00:00:18,183 [Carrie] The unexpected cool breeze on this hot afternoon 10 00:00:18,184 --> 00:00:20,686 reminded her that each day 11 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:23,522 need not be an echo of the one before. 12 00:00:23,523 --> 00:00:25,649 There are endless adventures to be taken, 13 00:00:25,650 --> 00:00:28,820 if she simply dared to decide to take them. 14 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:30,988 [♪ classical music continues] 15 00:00:30,989 --> 00:00:33,323 Putting one foot in front of the other, 16 00:00:33,324 --> 00:00:35,784 she stepped off the expected path 17 00:00:35,785 --> 00:00:39,914 {\an8}and vowed to go wherever a day might take her. 18 00:00:40,999 --> 00:00:43,001 [dress jingling] 19 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:47,756 {\an8}[♪ "These Boots are Made for Walking" by The Supremes playing] 20 00:00:49,799 --> 00:00:51,801 [heavy footfall] 21 00:00:55,388 --> 00:00:59,017 ♪ You keep saying you got somethin' for me ♪ 22 00:01:00,769 --> 00:01:04,313 ♪ Somethin' you call love, but confess ♪ 23 00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:06,231 [heavy footfall continues] 24 00:01:06,232 --> 00:01:07,442 ♪ You've been a-messin' ♪ 25 00:01:07,650 --> 00:01:09,736 ♪ Where you shouldn't have been messin' ♪ 26 00:01:11,321 --> 00:01:14,991 {\an8}♪ And now, someone else is getting all your best ♪ 27 00:01:16,534 --> 00:01:19,995 - [groaning] - ♪ These boots are made for walkin' ♪ 28 00:01:19,996 --> 00:01:22,581 ♪ And that's just what they'll do ♪ 29 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:27,462 ♪ One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you ♪ 30 00:01:28,505 --> 00:01:30,590 [heavy footfall continues] 31 00:01:32,592 --> 00:01:35,844 ♪ You ready, boots? Start walkin' ♪ 32 00:01:35,845 --> 00:01:37,430 [knocking] 33 00:01:39,641 --> 00:01:40,642 [knocking louder] 34 00:01:41,643 --> 00:01:42,977 [♪ music ends] 35 00:01:43,978 --> 00:01:45,354 [knocking continues] 36 00:01:45,355 --> 00:01:46,439 [sighs heavily] 37 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:50,193 You are always walking in heels! 38 00:01:52,403 --> 00:01:53,946 Um, guilty. 39 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:56,115 Click, click, click, click, click, click, click. 40 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:57,783 Click, click, click, click, click, click, click. 41 00:01:57,784 --> 00:01:59,910 Have you no rugs? My God! 42 00:01:59,911 --> 00:02:03,956 Well, I just-- I haven't been able to find the right ones yet. 43 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:06,708 - A work in progress. - [sighs] 44 00:02:06,709 --> 00:02:10,712 Hello. I'm Carrie. And you are? 45 00:02:10,713 --> 00:02:13,341 - [sighs] - Wow, just furious. 46 00:02:14,342 --> 00:02:16,135 Duncan Reeves. I'm sorry for my tone. 47 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:18,262 It's just that your predecessor never made any noise. 48 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:20,097 - She was bedridden. - Yeah. It was lovely. 49 00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:21,390 Perhaps, for you. Not for her. 50 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:23,392 No, what I meant was-- [sighs] 51 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:26,104 - She was quiet as a mouse. - A bedridden mouse. 52 00:02:27,856 --> 00:02:30,607 Am I, um, correct in assuming that you're the new owner? 53 00:02:30,608 --> 00:02:32,609 Yes, you are correct, I am. 54 00:02:32,610 --> 00:02:34,404 I am. I moved in three months ago. 55 00:02:35,738 --> 00:02:38,907 - Oh, my God. - But, um, in my defense, 56 00:02:38,908 --> 00:02:43,120 you know, I'm-- I'm really-- I'm just walking up here, 57 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:45,497 you know, no-- no, uh-- no parties, 58 00:02:45,498 --> 00:02:48,417 no rollerblading, no bowling. 59 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:50,085 Are you trying to be amusing? 60 00:02:50,086 --> 00:02:52,462 I'm not trying to be amusing. I think I am amusing. 61 00:02:52,463 --> 00:02:54,298 Oh, I see. 62 00:02:54,299 --> 00:02:57,927 Well, this is a very inauspicious beginning. 63 00:02:59,137 --> 00:03:01,305 - Would you like to come in? - No, I would not. 64 00:03:01,306 --> 00:03:03,432 - Oh. - [sighs] 65 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:05,601 Look, understand, I'm not at my best. 66 00:03:05,602 --> 00:03:07,811 - One can only hope. - It's been days, 67 00:03:07,812 --> 00:03:10,105 and I'm desperately sleep-deprived from the-- 68 00:03:10,106 --> 00:03:13,025 - "Me" of it all? - [groans] I work all night long, 69 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:16,445 so I must... [sighs] sleep during the day. 70 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:18,322 It's crucial to my success. 71 00:03:18,323 --> 00:03:21,993 Could you, at least, remove your high heels? 72 00:03:23,077 --> 00:03:25,120 [chuckling] Okay. 73 00:03:25,121 --> 00:03:26,664 Now, you've gone too far. 74 00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:29,625 - [Miranda] I'll have the grain bowl, thanks. - [server] Right. 75 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:30,959 - [Seema] The burrata. - [server] Yes. 76 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:32,544 - Thank you. - I'll have the goat cheese salad. 77 00:03:32,545 --> 00:03:34,046 [Miranda] Ugh, should've got that. 78 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:36,965 My downstairs neighbor hates me. 79 00:03:36,966 --> 00:03:40,969 My Airbnb neighbor blasts heavy metal all the time. 80 00:03:40,970 --> 00:03:42,846 What does that have to do with me? 81 00:03:42,847 --> 00:03:44,890 It's hardly like I'm headbanging up there. 82 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:47,226 No, I'm just agreeing. Neighbors are the worst. 83 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,478 - Continue. - Where did this guy even come from? 84 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:52,147 London. I told you about him during the sale. 85 00:03:52,148 --> 00:03:54,733 He comes to New York six months out of the year. 86 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:57,861 Seema, I can't live with an insane man 87 00:03:57,862 --> 00:03:59,863 under me for s-- half a year? 88 00:03:59,864 --> 00:04:01,616 Insane? Insane how? 89 00:04:02,700 --> 00:04:06,662 He asked me... to take off my heels. 90 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:08,163 [tray clanging loudly] 91 00:04:08,164 --> 00:04:09,165 [patrons gasping] 92 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:11,333 - Yeah, he gets it. - [laughter] 93 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:13,418 - To play devil's advocate... - Mm-hmm? 94 00:04:13,419 --> 00:04:16,673 ...taking your shoes off at home is more sanitary. 95 00:04:17,548 --> 00:04:21,677 To play Devil Wears Prada advocate, I have rights. 96 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:23,887 A woman's right to shoes. 97 00:04:23,888 --> 00:04:26,348 Well, clearly, you can't live like that. 98 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:28,684 - [Carrie chuckle scoffs] - But getting someone 99 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:30,602 evicted in New York takes years. 100 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:32,688 - [Carrie groans] - We might just have to kill him. 101 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:35,107 - [mouth full] Okay. - [Miranda laughing] 102 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:37,025 And to be clear, this is not me, this is him. 103 00:04:37,026 --> 00:04:39,778 I have never ever had a problem with a neighbor. Never. 104 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:42,364 Not till this Duncan Reeves fella. 105 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:44,408 Duncan Reeves, Duncan Reeves? 106 00:04:44,409 --> 00:04:46,576 He writes those massive biographies. 107 00:04:46,577 --> 00:04:48,412 Harry has been reading his Henry VIII 108 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:50,122 for five years. 109 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:52,374 Read it in a weekend. Loved it. 110 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:54,710 [Carrie] Oh, my God, I didn't even make the connection till now. 111 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:57,546 I was too distracted by the angry spit bubbles 112 00:04:57,547 --> 00:04:59,381 in the corner of his mouth. 113 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:01,717 [Seema] Okay, so you're both writers. 114 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:04,761 Now, you have common ground. Crime scene averted. 115 00:05:04,762 --> 00:05:06,930 Good, because I don't know how to compost a body. 116 00:05:06,931 --> 00:05:09,057 Well, I don't know if we have "common ground." 117 00:05:09,058 --> 00:05:11,226 He said he needs absolute quiet 118 00:05:11,227 --> 00:05:12,769 - to write, and I-- - Carrie! 119 00:05:12,770 --> 00:05:16,398 I've been waiting years for Duncan Reeves' next book. 120 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:19,401 According to Goodreads, he has writer's block. 121 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:21,278 Take your damn shoes off. 122 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:25,741 Miranda, I don't care if William Shakespeare himself 123 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:27,242 is renting under me. 124 00:05:27,243 --> 00:05:30,204 [chuckling] The heels do not come off. 125 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:33,332 Should I buy my cranky downstairs neighbor 126 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:34,958 - a welcome gift? - [chuckling] Yes. 127 00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:36,918 - I think you should. - Aw. I'm not surprised 128 00:05:36,919 --> 00:05:38,921 - you said that. - [laughing] 129 00:05:39,922 --> 00:05:42,884 So, how are you feeling about where you and Aidan are now? 130 00:05:43,968 --> 00:05:46,679 Um... to be honest, it's... 131 00:05:47,972 --> 00:05:50,098 - it's kind of a relief... - Mm. 132 00:05:50,099 --> 00:05:52,434 ...to not be thinking about what I should be doing 133 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:54,519 every day about it. 134 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,772 - It's out of my hands. - Wow. 135 00:05:56,773 --> 00:06:00,776 That is so far past any ability that I would ever have. 136 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:03,695 [chuckles] I'm just being more realistic... 137 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:05,489 - Mm. - ...less romantic. 138 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:07,115 But the romance is still there? 139 00:06:07,116 --> 00:06:08,659 Sure. Oh yeah. 140 00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:12,621 It's just, uh, living under the reality. 141 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:14,373 - Mm. - We love each other very much, 142 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:18,043 but he can't be my everyday fella right now, 143 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:20,128 so I just have to give up the expectation 144 00:06:20,129 --> 00:06:23,715 of a big, romantic, music-swell resolution. 145 00:06:23,716 --> 00:06:25,342 - Hmm. - [Carrie chuckles] 146 00:06:25,343 --> 00:06:27,302 It's so hard. 147 00:06:27,303 --> 00:06:29,721 I don't know what I would do without Harry every day. 148 00:06:29,722 --> 00:06:32,682 Waking up with him, going to bed with him... 149 00:06:32,683 --> 00:06:34,769 Well, happily, you don't have to. 150 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:38,647 [♪ loud, muffled heavy metal music playing] 151 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:40,316 Motherfucker. 152 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:43,319 [sighs] 153 00:06:47,532 --> 00:06:50,701 [♪ heavy metal music continues playing] 154 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:59,836 [♪ heavy metal music continues playing] 155 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:08,428 [♪ music stops] 156 00:07:10,221 --> 00:07:11,222 Thank you. 157 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:13,683 [sighs] 158 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:15,852 [sighs] 159 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:19,896 {\an8}[Charlotte] Oh, I'm loving our little after-dinner walk. 160 00:07:19,897 --> 00:07:21,523 {\an8}We should do this more often. 161 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:23,608 Actually, there's kind of a reason 162 00:07:23,609 --> 00:07:25,861 I wanted to come on this walk with you. 163 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:28,697 To get away from the kids? Me, too. 164 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:30,115 Well, it's not really about the kids. 165 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:32,534 I-I-- I need to talk to you about something. 166 00:07:32,535 --> 00:07:33,786 - Um... - Oh. 167 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:39,374 Do you remember when I wet myself at the club? 168 00:07:39,375 --> 00:07:40,959 Mm-hmm. 169 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:45,547 And then, ya know, there was the trouble in the bedroom. 170 00:07:45,548 --> 00:07:47,382 - Yeah? - Well, you know, 171 00:07:47,383 --> 00:07:51,261 I decided to check it out, you know, just in case. 172 00:07:51,262 --> 00:07:53,763 And, what do ya know, I got prostate cancer. 173 00:07:53,764 --> 00:07:55,224 Oh, my God! 174 00:07:55,516 --> 00:07:57,392 - Oh, my God! Oh, my God. - Keep it together, keep it together. 175 00:07:57,393 --> 00:08:00,228 Keep it together, honey. Everything is gonna be fine. 176 00:08:00,229 --> 00:08:01,897 We caught it early. 177 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:03,607 Oh. Oh, Harry-- 178 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:05,233 Hey, hey, hey, listen. 179 00:08:05,234 --> 00:08:08,987 Prostate cancer has a 98% survival rate. 180 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:10,989 Okay? Lots of men get it. 181 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:14,618 Robert De Niro, uh, Warren Buffett, 182 00:08:14,619 --> 00:08:15,744 Nelson Mandela. 183 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:18,873 - But he died! - At 95! 184 00:08:19,790 --> 00:08:21,958 Listen to me, I promise you, 185 00:08:21,959 --> 00:08:27,173 I am not gonna die for a very long time, okay? 186 00:08:29,383 --> 00:08:30,718 Okay? 187 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:33,387 You say "okay." 188 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,182 [softly] Okay. 189 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:38,851 I just want you to do me one favor. 190 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:41,102 Anything, baby. 191 00:08:41,103 --> 00:08:42,688 Don't tell anyone. 192 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:46,650 Not the kids. Not our friends. 193 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:49,570 I don't wanna be the cancer guy. 194 00:08:50,988 --> 00:08:54,324 I'm-- I'm gonna quit my job so that I can take care of you. 195 00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:57,452 No, no, not okay. Not gonna happen. 196 00:08:57,453 --> 00:09:00,789 'Cause then I'll be back to 100% and you'll be 100% out of a job. 197 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:02,833 So, no. Okay? 198 00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:06,337 Say "okay." 199 00:09:08,422 --> 00:09:09,423 [softly] Okay. 200 00:09:14,929 --> 00:09:16,055 So, I... 201 00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:19,182 I-- I guess we should cancel 202 00:09:19,183 --> 00:09:21,226 the-- the camping for this weekend? 203 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:23,687 No way. I've been looking forward to it. 204 00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:25,856 No, it's gonna be glamping as usual. 205 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:30,027 We are okay. 206 00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:33,905 [Harry sighs] 207 00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:34,991 [Charlotte sighs] 208 00:09:35,157 --> 00:09:37,200 My flight from Atlanta doesn't land 209 00:09:37,201 --> 00:09:38,994 till 4:00 on Friday 210 00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:41,329 so you'll have to get the kids to Governors Island 211 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:43,665 - and I'll meet you there. - Hold up, hold up. 212 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:45,667 Meet who, where, what governor? 213 00:09:45,668 --> 00:09:47,085 Governors Island. We're going glamping 214 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:48,670 with the Goldenblatts this weekend. 215 00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:50,505 Since when? You never told me that. 216 00:09:50,506 --> 00:09:51,840 Yes, I did. 217 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:53,341 I don't have to sleep on the ground, do I? 218 00:09:53,342 --> 00:09:56,761 No, Henry, it's glamping. There'll be big fluffy beds. 219 00:09:56,762 --> 00:09:59,514 I-I'd like to think that I would remember a word like "glamping." 220 00:09:59,515 --> 00:10:02,017 - Honey, you never told me that. - I told you. 221 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:03,768 - But did you? - Mommy told me. 222 00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:06,104 As soon as she gets back from shooting her documentary, 223 00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:07,522 we're gonna make s'mores! 224 00:10:07,523 --> 00:10:09,524 Oh, wait, Lis, I-- I'm supposed to do 225 00:10:09,525 --> 00:10:11,860 some "regular guy around town" press pics 226 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:13,528 for my campaign this weekend. 227 00:10:13,529 --> 00:10:16,364 Me eating a hot dog, me on the subway... 228 00:10:16,365 --> 00:10:18,533 You, glamping. Hot dogs and subway 229 00:10:18,534 --> 00:10:20,118 - will be there on Monday. - [phone chiming] 230 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:22,704 - Okay, so my car is out front. - [Herbert sighing] 231 00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:25,540 No need to pack, the kids' stuff is ready to go. 232 00:10:25,541 --> 00:10:28,251 And, just checking, you did hear me say, "No need to pack"? 233 00:10:28,252 --> 00:10:29,586 Yeah, yeah, I heard all of that. 234 00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:32,047 What I didn't hear was "glamping." 235 00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:33,341 I told you. 236 00:10:34,508 --> 00:10:36,134 But did you? 237 00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:38,262 - [♪ playful jazzy music playing] - [kiss smacking] 238 00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:40,764 [Herbert chuckles] 239 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:42,432 - Mama loves you! - Love you! 240 00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:44,518 - Love you, Mom. - Love you back. Be good! 241 00:10:45,853 --> 00:10:47,646 You just quit your job, Miss Patel? 242 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:50,440 My company was sold out from under me, 243 00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:52,776 after 20 years of building it. 244 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:54,235 How on Earth did that happen? 245 00:10:54,236 --> 00:10:57,155 Well, honestly, Linda, I'm still reeling. 246 00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:59,074 I trusted my business partner, 247 00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:02,077 and he sold his shares to a bigger company 248 00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:03,828 and thought he could just trade me 249 00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:06,247 like some sports player, or a wife. 250 00:11:06,248 --> 00:11:08,917 So, I decided 251 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:12,004 to go out on my own, invest in myself. 252 00:11:12,963 --> 00:11:15,131 - Admirable. - And I'm a good investment. 253 00:11:15,132 --> 00:11:17,759 I was that company, I did all the work, 254 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,928 and the man with slightly more power 255 00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:21,930 - got all the credit. - [scoffs] 256 00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:23,516 You feel me, Linda? 257 00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:26,434 I will have to run this by my supervisor. 258 00:11:26,435 --> 00:11:29,938 He's gone for the day. If you feel me. 259 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:32,191 Oh. I feel you. 260 00:11:32,983 --> 00:11:35,110 So, Linda, I found a chic, 261 00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:37,779 surprisingly affordable office in Tribeca, 262 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:41,282 and I just need a small business loan to secure the space. 263 00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:43,326 It's going to be a tough sell 264 00:11:43,327 --> 00:11:46,121 with no guaranteed income, though. 265 00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:49,958 You also have a lot of overhead. Expensive clothes, dinners... 266 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:52,127 I mean, do you really need a driver? 267 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:55,964 I do. My job is all about appearances. 268 00:11:55,965 --> 00:12:00,468 When a prospective client sees me get out of my Mercedes 269 00:12:00,469 --> 00:12:03,138 and walk into a building, it says, "baller." 270 00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:05,015 It says, "She knows." 271 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,185 So, woman to woman, Linda... 272 00:12:09,478 --> 00:12:10,729 I hope you can help. 273 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:14,108 As I said, I'll run it by my supervisor. 274 00:12:15,192 --> 00:12:16,902 [quietly] He's just awful. 275 00:12:17,778 --> 00:12:19,487 Aren't they all? 276 00:12:19,488 --> 00:12:22,491 [♪ upbeat music playing] 277 00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:42,094 [knocking] 278 00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:47,975 [softly] Hi. 279 00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:52,020 - Welcome Wagon! - I beg your pardon? 280 00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:55,106 Oh, that's, um, something that we say here in America 281 00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:57,860 when someone, uh, joins the neighborhood. 282 00:12:58,402 --> 00:12:59,570 So, welcome. 283 00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:02,071 This is for you. 284 00:13:02,072 --> 00:13:05,033 That's, uh, totally, uh, unnecessary. 285 00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:07,243 - [tea kettle whistling] - But, um, I-- I must get the kettle. 286 00:13:07,244 --> 00:13:08,662 Um, come in. 287 00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:13,541 [Carrie] Oh, you did say, "Come in," yes? 288 00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:15,710 I don't want to be accused of breaking and entering 289 00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:17,879 and walking in heels. 290 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,048 Right. Can I make you a tea? 291 00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:24,135 Thank you, no. I-- I won't-- um, I won't stay. 292 00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:26,387 I will point out there's a lovely tin 293 00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:28,640 - of Earl Grey tea in the basket. - Huh. 294 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:31,476 It's from Tea Time, around the corner. 295 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:35,356 In fact, all of the items in the basket are, um... 296 00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:39,067 sourced locally from the area. 297 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:41,069 I did all your exploring for you. 298 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:43,071 Oh, that's very kind of you. 299 00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:45,616 But I don't explore. I come here just to write. 300 00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:48,910 What, you're a writer? [chuckles] 301 00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:51,830 Wow, that's so funny. I'm-- I'm a writer. 302 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,332 I'm sure we write, you know, write very differently. 303 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,626 I'm one of those writers who sleeps at night 304 00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:59,296 and walks in her apartment. 305 00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:04,300 Wow, nothing? Not even a smile? 306 00:14:04,301 --> 00:14:06,762 I didn't come here to smile, either. 307 00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:10,891 I sense a little smile under there. 308 00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,601 Then you must write fiction. 309 00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:15,020 - [blowing] - Ooh. 310 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:21,944 Ah! Actually, I have something for you. 311 00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:25,446 Look, um, I was aware 312 00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:27,949 how I must have come across to you. 313 00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:30,451 - Unrealistic, rabid... - Hmm. 314 00:14:30,452 --> 00:14:32,203 ...uh, even a touch mad. 315 00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:33,789 Aw, your words, not mine. 316 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:37,959 [chuckles] Well. 317 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,503 - I can't im-imagine what-- - I feel certain 318 00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:43,214 that these will help our situation. 319 00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:44,925 Oh. [chuckles] 320 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:52,057 [plastic crinkling] 321 00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:57,396 Well. I... 322 00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:02,401 I appreciate the thought. 323 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,528 But I'm-- I'm allergic. 324 00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:07,071 Allergic to what? 325 00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:08,573 To whatever this is. 326 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,241 And to be perfectly honest, 327 00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:13,661 I'm not even sure I can walk without heels. 328 00:15:13,662 --> 00:15:16,539 But, I promise, 329 00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:20,585 I will soon have a thick rug, 330 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:26,383 and I will do my best not to disturb you. 331 00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:29,218 [♪ plucky music playing] 332 00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:33,014 Oh, and, um, what of the archaeological dig 333 00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:34,724 that appears to be happening outside in the garden 334 00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:36,684 starting at 7 a.m. every morning? 335 00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:38,436 I'm replanting the garden. 336 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:43,066 And when it's done, I hope it's a space we can both enjoy. 337 00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:46,361 - I enjoyed the old one. - It was a rat superhighway. 338 00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:48,363 But, please, enjoy the welcome basket 339 00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:50,031 and your no smiles. 340 00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:52,951 I was just attempting to make this awkward situation better. 341 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:56,120 This is New York City. There's noise. 342 00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:58,206 [car horns honking] 343 00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,209 [♪ plucky music continues] 344 00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:05,673 [door slams loudly] 345 00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:08,384 [food processor whirring] 346 00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:12,638 Char, are you okay? 347 00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:15,390 [mouth full] You seem very distracted. 348 00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:16,891 Oh, no. No, I'm fine. I'm fine. 349 00:16:16,892 --> 00:16:18,935 - Don't worry about me. - [Richard Burton barking] 350 00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:20,228 [Lily] Mom? 351 00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:22,397 So, we've been thinking... 352 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:23,815 Rock, do you wanna take the lead? 353 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,942 Yes. We are a unified front. 354 00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:29,070 - We don't want to go glamping. - You're going glamping. 355 00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:31,155 - Okay, I'm out. - Uh-- [sighs] 356 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:32,448 I thought you were vegan now. 357 00:16:32,449 --> 00:16:33,908 - [Richard Burton whining] - Ah, shit. 358 00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:35,410 I keep on forgetting. 359 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:38,496 Well, I can't go. I have plans with Diego. 360 00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:41,290 You have plans with your father this weekend, 361 00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:43,584 and he is really looking forward to it. 362 00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:45,253 Daddy will be fine. 363 00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:47,839 You don't know that Daddy will be fine. 364 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,091 It's just stupid glamping. I'll ask him. 365 00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:51,968 You will not ask him! 366 00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:54,679 You will not put anything negative 367 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,473 on this fun, fun thing that he wants to do. 368 00:16:57,474 --> 00:17:00,435 This is a positive, positive event. 369 00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:03,187 - You don't understand. - Mm! She's still going for it. 370 00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:05,774 I split Diego's weekends with his boyfriend. 371 00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:09,610 - And if I'm not there, Eric gets both nights. - Eric. 372 00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:11,029 And that puts me at a disadvantage. 373 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,448 Lily, you are spending the weekend 374 00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:15,367 with your family. End of story. 375 00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:20,621 I am sure that you can make up this time 376 00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:24,125 with your polyamorous, polysexual boyfriend 377 00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:25,461 some other weekend. 378 00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:28,004 [Lily groaning] 379 00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:30,048 Can you believe this is parenting now? 380 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,341 No, Char, I cannot. 381 00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:35,470 I miss cheese. So much. 382 00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:36,804 - Then, eat some! - [Rock sighs] 383 00:17:36,805 --> 00:17:39,974 So, he hands me this sad, thin little package, 384 00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:43,227 and I open it, and inside, 385 00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:46,481 full-on pink nursing home slippers. 386 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:49,567 - [♪ heavy metal music playing] - What? No fucking way! 387 00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,486 I know. I mean, come on, do I really look-- 388 00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:53,071 No, not you. 389 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,156 The owner of my Airbnb just texted 390 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:57,408 that there's nothing he can do about the music 391 00:17:57,409 --> 00:18:00,536 because he isn't even supposed to be Airbnb-ing! 392 00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:02,330 What the fuck?! 393 00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:06,334 Are you always reading texts when we're talking? 394 00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,669 Just when we're on the phone. 395 00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:12,006 Okay, just come stay with me till you find a place. 396 00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:14,050 I-- [scoffs] I should have offered earlier, 397 00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:16,511 but, honestly, I forget about the extra rooms. 398 00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:20,431 I-- I still identify as a studio apartment owner. 399 00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:23,267 Thanks, but you like your space, 400 00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:25,269 even if you do have too much of it. 401 00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:26,938 I insist. 402 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,565 Okay, then what I should have said 403 00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:32,276 is I like my space. 404 00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:35,571 My realtor is so lame. 405 00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:38,074 Hey, do you think you could ask Seema 406 00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:40,494 if she could help me find a place super quick? 407 00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:44,956 Oh. Oh, I don't know. [chuckles softly] I don't know. 408 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,041 You know, she deals with all these really big properties 409 00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:48,960 with these huge commissions, 410 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,045 and, you know, you're looking for a two-bedroom. 411 00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:52,380 She's unemployed. 412 00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:53,881 Okay, then what I should have said 413 00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:56,217 is I don't wanna mix friends and business. 414 00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:57,426 It's too risky. 415 00:18:57,427 --> 00:18:58,803 Got it. 416 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:01,097 I have to deal with this. 417 00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:02,141 Bye. 418 00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:04,559 [scoffs] 419 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:07,396 [♪ loud heavy metal music continues playing] 420 00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:14,319 [♪ heavy metal music increasing] 421 00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:22,410 Hey! If you slide another note under my door, 422 00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:24,579 I will fucking cut you to pieces. 423 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:27,124 [screaming and panting] 424 00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:29,792 I really appreciate this. 425 00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:31,919 Of course. Come in! 426 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:34,422 I mean, it's New York. I've seen naked. 427 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:37,258 - But naked with a meat cleaver? - Mm, that's fresh. 428 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:38,759 - [chuckles] - Oh, I'm so glad you're here. 429 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,261 It's gonna be fun. 430 00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:44,098 It's gonna be like, um, like when we shared that place 431 00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:45,933 in the '90s on Bank Street. 432 00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:48,102 - Oh, yeah! - [gasps] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 433 00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:50,438 [whispering] Maybe don't roll the suitcases so hard. 434 00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,940 - Oh, sorry. - No, it's okay. It's okay. 435 00:19:52,941 --> 00:19:54,442 Any better on the home front? 436 00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:56,611 Uh, well, no shots fired, 437 00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,655 but the war is far from over. 438 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,781 Oh! 439 00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:02,868 You finally got some couches! 440 00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:05,620 Oh! Could you take your shoes off? 441 00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:08,956 Seriously? You're still wearing yours. 442 00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:10,751 Yeah, but I know how to walk in them. 443 00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:13,002 - It's just a fact. - [knocking] 444 00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:15,046 Oh, damn, he heard you. 445 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,339 - Shots fired! - [doorbell ringing] 446 00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:17,591 Sorry. 447 00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:21,345 You notice how you can barely hear me? 448 00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:27,141 [people chattering] 449 00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:29,518 - Hello. - Delivery from 1stDibs. 450 00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:33,314 Oh! Um, wow, I'm not expecting anything. 451 00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:35,983 Uh, Eight Gramercy Park West. 452 00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:37,611 Yeah, from an Aidan Shaw. 453 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,907 [♪ soft music playing] 454 00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:44,992 - [Carrie] Oh, my God. - [door opens] 455 00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:46,662 Oh, my God! 456 00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:49,705 - [sighs] - It isn't Duncan Reeves? 457 00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:51,832 [Carrie] Miranda, look! It's the table someone bought 458 00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:53,334 before I could. 459 00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:56,504 Oh, my God, that someone was Aidan! 460 00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:58,673 He must have-- he must have bought it 461 00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:01,008 after I told him how much I loved it. 462 00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:03,094 - [Miranda] Aw. - That's very romantic. 463 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,346 - [Miranda chuckles] - Wow, it is! It really is. 464 00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:07,682 And I've seen a lot of romantic shit. 465 00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:09,267 Oh! There he is. 466 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,851 [car horn honking] 467 00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:12,938 Hi! [sighs] 468 00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:15,731 Hi. They're gonna be very quiet. 469 00:21:15,732 --> 00:21:18,109 [Miranda] Hi. Big fan. 470 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:21,028 - Oh. Just here? - Could I get you to sign Winston Churchill? 471 00:21:21,029 --> 00:21:23,531 What? Hey, where did that book come from? 472 00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:25,449 [Miranda] Do you mind, Mr. Reeves? 473 00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:28,119 - [chuckles] Not at all. - [Miranda] Oh! 474 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,370 I'm Miranda. 475 00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:30,871 Guys, don't forget the booties. 476 00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:33,750 Oh, no, no, the booties, um, won't be necessary. 477 00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,043 She has no rugs. 478 00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:38,296 - [Miranda] Thank you so much. - [Duncan] Pleasure. 479 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,755 [Marion] So, what do you think if I cut in 480 00:21:39,756 --> 00:21:41,465 the Atlanta neighborhood footage in right here 481 00:21:41,466 --> 00:21:42,967 after the mother's letter? 482 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:44,552 [Lisa] God, I'm gonna be late. 483 00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:45,886 What is the hold-up? 484 00:21:45,887 --> 00:21:47,722 Why can't they just open the damn door? 485 00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:49,557 Well, at least the door stayed on the whole flight. 486 00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:52,059 - That's a win these days. - Yeah, I'll laugh at that on Monday. 487 00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:53,477 - [chuckles] - [plane dings] 488 00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:55,062 - [Lisa] Oh, thank God. - [Marion] Yeah, no worries. 489 00:21:55,063 --> 00:21:57,064 Okay, no, yeah, I'm gonna-- okay, you go ahead. 490 00:21:57,065 --> 00:21:59,317 - No, no. Yeah, thank you. - You first. [grunting] You're-- yeah, you're in a rush. 491 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,110 - Okay. Okay, sorry. - Okay, yup. Alright. 492 00:22:01,111 --> 00:22:02,737 - A lotta leg there. - Yep, okay. 493 00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:04,780 Sorry, it's just that my bag is back there, and, um-- 494 00:22:04,781 --> 00:22:06,782 no, 'cause someone used the space above my seat. 495 00:22:06,783 --> 00:22:08,492 - Thank you. - Okay, people, let her through! 496 00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:10,661 - Family emergency here, come on. - Thank you. 497 00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:13,748 - She has to go glamping! - Not helping! 498 00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:15,958 I know it doesn't seem urgent, but it is. 499 00:22:15,959 --> 00:22:19,503 She's a wife, mother of three, she's doing it all! 500 00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:21,088 - [chuckling] You're crazy. - I am. 501 00:22:21,089 --> 00:22:23,466 - I'll see you on Monday, Marion. - Okay. 502 00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:25,593 [Lisa] Oh. Sorry. Excuse-- sorry! Oh! 503 00:22:25,594 --> 00:22:27,595 It's a man's name, too. 504 00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:29,764 - Alright? - [passengers chattering] 505 00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:31,558 It's a man's name too, Chalamet. 506 00:22:31,975 --> 00:22:33,976 - [ship horn blowing] - [birds calling] 507 00:22:33,977 --> 00:22:35,811 [♪ upbeat jazzy music playing] 508 00:22:35,812 --> 00:22:37,480 [Henry] "The native Lenape tribe 509 00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:40,441 "referred to Governors Island as Nut Island 510 00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:42,151 "because of its rich collection 511 00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:44,153 - of chestnut, hickory, and oak trees." - [Harry] Hmm. 512 00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:47,031 - [Charlotte] Wow! - [Gabby] Stop quoting Wikipedia, Henry. 513 00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:48,783 Mommy says it's not a primary source. 514 00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:51,827 There's a spa here somewhere, and you can rent go-karts. 515 00:22:51,828 --> 00:22:54,622 That is just so native Lenape. 516 00:22:54,623 --> 00:22:55,831 I'm here! 517 00:22:55,832 --> 00:22:57,458 - [gasps] Yeah! - Hey! 518 00:22:57,459 --> 00:22:58,793 [overlapping greetings] 519 00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:00,961 This place is amazing! 520 00:23:00,962 --> 00:23:03,297 Who's ready for glamping?! 521 00:23:03,298 --> 00:23:05,007 [group cheering] 522 00:23:05,008 --> 00:23:07,218 - Hi! - Well, it's about time. 523 00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:08,803 You were supposed to be here an hour ago. 524 00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:10,471 Well, four hours ago, I was in Atlanta, 525 00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:12,640 so it's kind of a modern miracle that I even made it. 526 00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:14,475 - Give it up for Mom! - [Charlotte] Yay, Mom! 527 00:23:14,476 --> 00:23:16,894 [group cheering] 528 00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:19,480 So, how are the Goldenblatts enjoying our weekend getaway? 529 00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:21,399 It's more of a hostage situation. 530 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,150 - Lily, stop. Right now. - [insect buzzing] 531 00:23:23,151 --> 00:23:25,194 Ah! [hissing] 532 00:23:25,195 --> 00:23:26,862 Got it. 533 00:23:26,863 --> 00:23:28,864 Jesus, will you look at the size of that thing? 534 00:23:28,865 --> 00:23:30,366 It's like a new breed of mosquito. 535 00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:32,076 - Yeah. - Is anyone else getting bit? 536 00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:33,244 - [Gabby] Nope, I'm not! - No. 537 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:34,495 - Not me. - [Harry] What? 538 00:23:34,496 --> 00:23:36,247 - It's like my third one! - [Charlotte chuckles] 539 00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:38,582 Did someone give the bastards my blood type 540 00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:40,085 - and a map to my head? - Aw. 541 00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:43,170 Well, now that Mommy's here, who wants s'mores? 542 00:23:43,171 --> 00:23:45,506 - [overlapping agreement] - Not this mosquito, he is full. 543 00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:47,007 S'mores, s'mores, s'mores! 544 00:23:47,008 --> 00:23:48,259 - [Harry] Yuck! - Baby, are you okay? 545 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,344 [muttering] It's like they're coming for me. 546 00:23:50,345 --> 00:23:51,429 Aw. 547 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:54,390 Alright, we've got marshmallows. 548 00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:57,184 We've got graham crackers. Uh, let's get the fire going. 549 00:23:57,185 --> 00:23:59,228 And, uh, Mom will get the chocolate for the s'mores. 550 00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:01,940 Yep. Okay, where's the chocolate? 551 00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:04,775 What do you mean, "Where's the chocolate?" 552 00:24:04,776 --> 00:24:07,528 - You're supposed to bring it. - What are you talking about? 553 00:24:07,529 --> 00:24:10,698 No, I told you, I forgot to bring chocolate for the s'mores. 554 00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:12,283 You never told me to bring the chocolate. 555 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:14,243 Okay, Lisa, when we were on the phone, 556 00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:17,288 before you got on the plane, I told you. 557 00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:20,541 - But did you, though? - Lisa, I told you. 558 00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:24,545 Honey, I've just been roaming around Atlanta airport for hours 559 00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:27,089 with hundreds of places to buy chocolate, 560 00:24:27,090 --> 00:24:29,383 - if you had just told me. - I... 561 00:24:29,384 --> 00:24:31,594 Okay, what is the big deal? 562 00:24:31,595 --> 00:24:34,388 There's chocolate in the gift shop! Okay? 563 00:24:34,389 --> 00:24:36,725 It is chocolate, not cancer! 564 00:24:39,102 --> 00:24:41,104 [ship horn blowing] 565 00:24:42,564 --> 00:24:43,898 I'm sorry. 566 00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:45,733 [mosquito buzzing] 567 00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:47,068 [groaning] 568 00:24:54,534 --> 00:24:56,952 [♪ vibrant jazzy music playing] 569 00:24:56,953 --> 00:24:58,412 [Shoe mews] 570 00:24:58,413 --> 00:25:00,415 Hey. [whistling] 571 00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:03,418 [text whooshes] 572 00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:08,006 [softly] Really? 573 00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:11,718 [keypad clacking] 574 00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:21,143 [chuckles] Hey! 575 00:25:21,144 --> 00:25:25,356 Samantha says that Duncan Reeves is known to be fun. 576 00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:29,069 Well, he's, like, 6'5", so that's her kind of fun. 577 00:25:30,070 --> 00:25:31,863 - Do you have a minute? - Sure. 578 00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:38,327 - [gasps] You look nice. - Thanks! 579 00:25:38,328 --> 00:25:41,205 So, it's my first sleepover at Joy's, 580 00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:44,833 and I'm wearing this jumpsuit so I won't be walk-of-shaming it 581 00:25:44,834 --> 00:25:46,669 tomorrow morning in sexy clothes. 582 00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:49,463 But is this outfit too "I don't care"? 583 00:25:49,464 --> 00:25:51,465 No, no. 584 00:25:51,466 --> 00:25:53,384 - No? - Hmm. 585 00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:55,178 - Wait a minute. - What? 586 00:25:55,971 --> 00:25:57,304 - Um... - [drawers sliding] 587 00:25:57,305 --> 00:26:00,183 No, no, no, no. 588 00:26:00,517 --> 00:26:02,226 [gasps] Yep, here it is. 589 00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:04,228 [gasps] Oh, my God, so pretty! 590 00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:06,689 But I don't wanna take anything designer-y. 591 00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:08,983 - What? - Remember when I lost your-- 592 00:26:08,984 --> 00:26:10,985 Oh, my Sonia Rykiel Domino bag? 593 00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:13,153 Yeah. No, I-- I forgot all about that. 594 00:26:13,154 --> 00:26:14,863 Now, here, take it, take it, really. 595 00:26:14,864 --> 00:26:16,657 I got-- I got it at a tag sale 596 00:26:16,658 --> 00:26:17,701 - on the street, it's nothing. - Are you sure? 597 00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:19,494 Yes! [gasps] 598 00:26:20,036 --> 00:26:21,121 Oh. 599 00:26:22,497 --> 00:26:24,832 [Carrie] It's perfect. 600 00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:29,753 ♪ I saw the sign or an omen on the branches ♪ 601 00:26:29,754 --> 00:26:32,548 [sighs] Don't let me forget this. 602 00:26:32,549 --> 00:26:33,841 Long story. 603 00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:35,926 Oh, I look forward to hearing the scarf saga. 604 00:26:35,927 --> 00:26:37,596 [laughing] 605 00:26:39,389 --> 00:26:41,682 - [kissing continues] - [dogs whining] 606 00:26:41,683 --> 00:26:44,518 [dogs whimpering] 607 00:26:44,519 --> 00:26:47,187 Oh, hold on, let me remove the voyeurs 608 00:26:47,188 --> 00:26:48,522 - from the picture. - [chuckles] 609 00:26:48,523 --> 00:26:50,190 - Come on, Sappho. - Oh. 610 00:26:50,191 --> 00:26:52,693 - Come on, Socrates. - Should I help? 611 00:26:52,694 --> 00:26:54,570 No, it's better not to touch them. 612 00:26:54,571 --> 00:26:57,531 Italian Greyhounds are notoriously litigious. 613 00:26:57,532 --> 00:26:59,867 - [laughing] Oh, really? - [Joy chuckles] 614 00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:00,994 [door closes] 615 00:27:02,912 --> 00:27:04,622 You look very right in here. 616 00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:06,123 Do I? 617 00:27:06,124 --> 00:27:09,169 [♪ "Cardinal" by Kacey Musgraves playing] 618 00:27:12,172 --> 00:27:15,382 [dogs whimpering] 619 00:27:15,383 --> 00:27:16,426 [Joy sighs] 620 00:27:17,677 --> 00:27:19,053 Excuse me. 621 00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:21,097 [whimpering continues] 622 00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:25,477 No. Unacceptable! 623 00:27:30,940 --> 00:27:33,567 [sighs] I'm so sorry. They're not usually this fussy. 624 00:27:33,568 --> 00:27:36,737 It's just, I-- I rarely invite people to sleep over. 625 00:27:36,738 --> 00:27:38,907 Oh. You don't? 626 00:27:39,699 --> 00:27:41,742 No, and you can take that as the compliment 627 00:27:41,743 --> 00:27:43,203 I intended it to be. 628 00:27:45,038 --> 00:27:47,581 [dogs whining] 629 00:27:47,582 --> 00:27:50,250 [scoffs] Why didn't I get cats? 630 00:27:50,251 --> 00:27:51,378 [whining continues] 631 00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:54,755 [Carrie groans lightly] 632 00:27:54,756 --> 00:27:56,800 - [Shoe purring] - [Carrie sighs] 633 00:28:00,220 --> 00:28:02,222 [♪ plucky music playing] 634 00:28:03,723 --> 00:28:05,432 [Shoe mews] 635 00:28:05,433 --> 00:28:08,435 [sighs] Shoe, please. I'm trying to sleep. 636 00:28:08,436 --> 00:28:09,771 [Shoe meows] 637 00:28:10,730 --> 00:28:11,731 [Carrie sighs] 638 00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:14,650 Come here. 639 00:28:14,651 --> 00:28:16,778 Now, we've talked about this, right? 640 00:28:17,904 --> 00:28:19,197 Goodnight. 641 00:28:20,990 --> 00:28:22,658 - [floor creaking] - Miranda? 642 00:28:22,659 --> 00:28:24,785 [gasps] Oh, Jesus! 643 00:28:24,786 --> 00:28:27,287 Gosh, I thought-- I thought you were at-- at Joy's! 644 00:28:27,288 --> 00:28:29,957 Her dogs wouldn't stop whining, so... 645 00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:31,291 [Carrie] Okay. Goodnight. 646 00:28:31,292 --> 00:28:32,459 [thuds] Oh! 647 00:28:32,460 --> 00:28:34,628 - You okay? - Oh yeah. 648 00:28:34,629 --> 00:28:36,380 - [Miranda] Good night! - [door closes] 649 00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:39,551 [♪ gentle music playing] 650 00:28:49,144 --> 00:28:50,562 [Carrie] Oh! 651 00:28:51,479 --> 00:28:53,564 You're wearing clothes. 652 00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:56,483 What was that? You've seen me naked before. 653 00:28:56,484 --> 00:28:58,068 No, I know. It was just so unexpected. 654 00:28:58,069 --> 00:28:59,862 The only thing missing was a meat cleaver. 655 00:28:59,863 --> 00:29:01,114 [laughing] 656 00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:05,702 Um... 657 00:29:06,369 --> 00:29:08,662 is that my last yogurt? 658 00:29:08,663 --> 00:29:10,957 Um, you don't eat yogurt. 659 00:29:11,458 --> 00:29:13,917 - Yes, I do. - Since when? 660 00:29:13,918 --> 00:29:15,587 Mm, since I'm 50. 661 00:29:17,338 --> 00:29:19,882 Who-- [scoffs] whose yogurt did you think it was? 662 00:29:19,883 --> 00:29:22,760 I-- I don't know, like, a house yogurt? 663 00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:24,386 [scoffs] A house yogurt? 664 00:29:24,387 --> 00:29:27,055 Okay, come on. I just woke up. 665 00:29:27,056 --> 00:29:30,226 I'll-- I'll get you more. It's just a yogurt. 666 00:29:32,562 --> 00:29:34,354 And the last banana? 667 00:29:34,355 --> 00:29:36,440 You eat bananas now, too? 668 00:29:36,441 --> 00:29:39,067 All you used to have for breakfast was a cigarette. 669 00:29:39,068 --> 00:29:41,195 - Oh, man. That sounds so good. - [Miranda chuckles] 670 00:29:41,196 --> 00:29:42,446 [Jamie] Why are we stopping? 671 00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:43,781 [Adam] Ah, he didn't mean anything. 672 00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:45,115 [Jamie] Why is he so mad? 673 00:29:45,116 --> 00:29:46,617 [Adam] He's just a neighbor. Come on. 674 00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:50,704 Hey, why is Adam just sitting there? 675 00:29:50,705 --> 00:29:53,582 Oh. Duncan yelled at him. 676 00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:54,959 I watched from the window. 677 00:29:55,710 --> 00:29:57,252 While opening the last yogurt? 678 00:29:57,253 --> 00:29:59,463 Yeah, it was a whole thing. 679 00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:01,049 Oh, dammit. 680 00:30:01,716 --> 00:30:04,134 I put down all these ugly runners for him. 681 00:30:04,135 --> 00:30:06,094 And it was a-- it was a rush charge. 682 00:30:06,095 --> 00:30:07,971 - Mm. - Isn't that enough? 683 00:30:07,972 --> 00:30:09,224 [Carrie sighs] 684 00:30:11,309 --> 00:30:13,060 Good morning, fellas. 685 00:30:13,061 --> 00:30:14,603 Please resume working. 686 00:30:14,604 --> 00:30:16,981 - Go get back to work. - [Jamie] What's his problem? 687 00:30:19,025 --> 00:30:20,651 You want the rest of the banana? 688 00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:22,403 Mm, sadly, I do. Thank you. 689 00:30:23,404 --> 00:30:25,406 - [♪ bright upbeat music playing] - [people chattering] 690 00:30:26,908 --> 00:30:28,243 [tent unzipping] 691 00:30:29,369 --> 00:30:31,119 - Hello! - Zip up the tent behind you! 692 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,164 [sports commentators speaking on phone] 693 00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:37,918 All the way, all the way! 694 00:30:37,919 --> 00:30:39,419 - Thank you. - [Charlotte sighs] 695 00:30:39,420 --> 00:30:43,340 Okay, the three of you have been inside here all day long. 696 00:30:43,341 --> 00:30:45,259 Let's all go for a walk along the pier. 697 00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:47,094 I'm not going out there. 698 00:30:47,095 --> 00:30:48,929 They're just gonna come for me again. 699 00:30:48,930 --> 00:30:50,681 - Shh. Shh. - [insect buzzing faintly] 700 00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:52,641 Ugh, dammit. 701 00:30:52,642 --> 00:30:54,601 I think one might have gotten inside. 702 00:30:54,602 --> 00:30:55,853 [scoffs] 703 00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:58,480 Hey, Dad looks like Kenny from South Park. 704 00:30:58,481 --> 00:31:00,774 "Oh, my God! They killed Daddy!" 705 00:31:00,775 --> 00:31:02,985 - Hey! That is enough of that. - [chuckles] 706 00:31:02,986 --> 00:31:04,611 Everybody, put your phones down! 707 00:31:04,612 --> 00:31:07,281 This is supposed to be quality family time. 708 00:31:07,282 --> 00:31:10,325 It is too valuable for everyone to be on devices. 709 00:31:10,326 --> 00:31:13,787 Babe? Mets are up by two. 710 00:31:13,788 --> 00:31:16,457 If Dad doesn't even wanna glamp, why do I have to be here? 711 00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:18,959 You know what, Lily? 712 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,503 You don't. So, why don't you just go? 713 00:31:21,504 --> 00:31:24,131 You can be with your boyfriend and his boyfriend. 714 00:31:24,132 --> 00:31:27,175 But don't come crying to me 715 00:31:27,176 --> 00:31:30,137 when you can't get this Saturday back! 716 00:31:30,138 --> 00:31:33,557 - Oh, okay, I won't. - [game continues playing] 717 00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:35,726 Mom, why are you being so dramatic? 718 00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:38,271 Babe, chill. 719 00:31:38,813 --> 00:31:40,230 Everything is okay. 720 00:31:40,231 --> 00:31:41,982 But everything's not okay! 721 00:31:41,983 --> 00:31:44,694 [commentator] [on phone] The pitch is rounding to Layton. 722 00:31:46,487 --> 00:31:48,196 I'm just gonna go get some air, 723 00:31:48,197 --> 00:31:49,990 take a walk, by myself. 724 00:31:49,991 --> 00:31:53,160 Okay, just zip up the tent behind you! 725 00:31:53,161 --> 00:31:54,454 Yes, honey. 726 00:31:55,246 --> 00:31:56,831 - [Harry] Love ya! - Uh-huh. 727 00:32:00,585 --> 00:32:03,670 - This croque monsieur is divine. - Okay? 728 00:32:03,671 --> 00:32:05,423 Better than the one I had at The Pierre. 729 00:32:06,674 --> 00:32:09,886 Oh, gosh, you look so cute! 730 00:32:10,595 --> 00:32:12,513 Let me take a picture. Get over there with them. 731 00:32:13,097 --> 00:32:15,349 Lis, this is not regular guy stuff. 732 00:32:15,350 --> 00:32:17,351 Well, this isn't for the citizens of New York. 733 00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:18,686 It's for us. 734 00:32:20,647 --> 00:32:21,731 Squeeze in! 735 00:32:22,523 --> 00:32:23,523 [Herbert chuckles] 736 00:32:23,524 --> 00:32:25,192 Everyone say "Croque monsieur!" 737 00:32:25,193 --> 00:32:27,737 - [all] Croque monsieur! - [camera clicking] 738 00:32:28,696 --> 00:32:29,948 [Gabby] Let me see. Let me see. 739 00:32:30,949 --> 00:32:33,033 [ship horn blowing] 740 00:32:33,034 --> 00:32:35,202 - [Henry] It's not as good. Wait. Oh. - [Gabby chuckling] 741 00:32:35,203 --> 00:32:36,454 [Herbert] Let me see that, baby. 742 00:32:40,208 --> 00:32:41,625 Who's this guy? 743 00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:43,710 That's my editor. That's Marion. 744 00:32:43,711 --> 00:32:45,545 This is your editor? 745 00:32:45,546 --> 00:32:46,755 [chuckling] Yes. 746 00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:48,091 Okay. 747 00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:50,801 You said you were gonna hire a guy for the job, 748 00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:52,636 but you didn't tell me he looked like that. 749 00:32:52,637 --> 00:32:54,096 [chuckles] Looked like what? 750 00:32:54,097 --> 00:32:56,223 Like Michael B. Handsome. 751 00:32:56,224 --> 00:32:58,475 Talk about gettin' your chocolate in Atlanta. 752 00:32:58,476 --> 00:33:00,268 Don't be ridiculous. 753 00:33:00,269 --> 00:33:02,062 You know, he's a brilliant editor. 754 00:33:02,063 --> 00:33:03,271 Is he brilliantly married? 755 00:33:03,272 --> 00:33:06,233 I don't know anything about his personal life. 756 00:33:06,234 --> 00:33:08,820 It's work. Give me my phone. 757 00:33:09,570 --> 00:33:10,571 You got it. 758 00:33:13,241 --> 00:33:14,534 [sighs] 759 00:33:16,244 --> 00:33:20,080 About that selfie? Is that the kind of work thing 760 00:33:20,081 --> 00:33:22,959 that typically happens between brilliant editors and directors? 761 00:33:24,043 --> 00:33:27,421 I took it to send to my second editor. 762 00:33:27,422 --> 00:33:29,631 Oh, so there's a second editor? 763 00:33:29,632 --> 00:33:31,299 Yes. 764 00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:33,593 - So, it's a threesome? - Who's having a threesome? 765 00:33:33,594 --> 00:33:36,263 No one. Daddy's being silly. 766 00:33:36,264 --> 00:33:38,098 Daddy's being very silly. 767 00:33:38,099 --> 00:33:40,267 No, Mommy's being silly. 768 00:33:40,268 --> 00:33:42,145 Mommy's being silly out of town. 769 00:33:43,271 --> 00:33:44,731 No, Mommy's not being silly. 770 00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:47,942 Mommy is going for a walk. 771 00:33:49,235 --> 00:33:50,403 [Lisa scoffs] 772 00:33:51,738 --> 00:33:54,197 - [bicycle bell ringing] - [tourist 1] Oh my God, I can see the Statue of Liberty! 773 00:33:54,198 --> 00:33:56,200 - [tourist 2] Wow! - [Lisa] Charlotte? 774 00:33:57,618 --> 00:33:59,494 There you are. 775 00:33:59,495 --> 00:34:02,289 - Hey. - What are you doing out here? 776 00:34:02,290 --> 00:34:04,959 Oh, I just needed some time away. 777 00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:07,294 I needed some time away, too. 778 00:34:07,295 --> 00:34:08,337 [Lisa chuckles softly] 779 00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:11,840 But I think we can do a lot better than just standing here. 780 00:34:11,841 --> 00:34:14,509 - I mean... [chuckles] - [gasps] 781 00:34:14,510 --> 00:34:16,763 - Oh! - Doesn't this place have a spa? 782 00:34:18,681 --> 00:34:21,308 A woman will be sympathetic 783 00:34:21,309 --> 00:34:24,644 to another woman's financial situation, right? 784 00:34:24,645 --> 00:34:26,855 I mean, even if she works at a bank. 785 00:34:26,856 --> 00:34:28,648 I wouldn't count on that. 786 00:34:28,649 --> 00:34:31,318 A woman once turned me down for an apartment loan 787 00:34:31,319 --> 00:34:32,819 because I didn't have any assets. 788 00:34:32,820 --> 00:34:35,155 Well, she can kiss my assets. Oh! 789 00:34:35,156 --> 00:34:36,823 [sing-song] ♪ Stay on the runner ♪ 790 00:34:36,824 --> 00:34:38,158 - Oh. - [Miranda] [gasps] Hi! 791 00:34:38,159 --> 00:34:39,826 - Hi! - I got Mexican. 792 00:34:39,827 --> 00:34:42,245 Oh, that's so nice, but we already-- actually, we just ate. 793 00:34:42,246 --> 00:34:46,333 Um, Seema came back to see my new table. 794 00:34:46,334 --> 00:34:47,751 - Oh, shit! - [Carrie chuckles] 795 00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:49,420 Let me clean all this up. 796 00:34:49,962 --> 00:34:53,715 Linda said she'd have word about the loan for me today. 797 00:34:53,716 --> 00:34:55,383 It's 4:15, why has she not contacted me? 798 00:34:55,384 --> 00:34:57,470 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! You're off the runner. 799 00:34:59,639 --> 00:35:01,598 I need a free-range place 800 00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:03,725 to pace and smoke. I'll be out back. 801 00:35:03,726 --> 00:35:07,105 Okay, but just smoke and pace quietly. 802 00:35:08,648 --> 00:35:11,024 - I'm sorry, I didn't know you were gonna show it off. - No. 803 00:35:11,025 --> 00:35:12,943 - The kitchen table is so small. - Yeah. 804 00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:14,361 - I hope this is okay. - Oh, no. 805 00:35:14,362 --> 00:35:15,695 {\an8}- It's fine. Yeah, it's fine. - Okay. 806 00:35:15,696 --> 00:35:18,281 {\an8}We'll just, you know-- Oh! Oh shit! 807 00:35:18,282 --> 00:35:19,908 {\an8}- Oh, oh, oh, uh... - Shit, shit, shit, shit. 808 00:35:19,909 --> 00:35:21,743 {\an8}- Paper towels. - Lift your-- no, no, no, lift your computer. 809 00:35:21,744 --> 00:35:23,286 {\an8}- Oh, right! - Lift the computer, the computer. 810 00:35:23,287 --> 00:35:24,913 {\an8}- Ugh! Crap! - Here. 811 00:35:24,914 --> 00:35:26,623 {\an8}Oh, no! That's my research! 812 00:35:26,624 --> 00:35:28,792 {\an8}- Oh, oh, oh! Shit! - No! 813 00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:31,795 {\an8}Um, here. Um, we can use this. 814 00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:33,922 {\an8}Oh, no, no, no, that's my scarf! What are you doing? 815 00:35:33,923 --> 00:35:35,757 {\an8}- What are you doing? - You said it was nothing. 816 00:35:35,758 --> 00:35:37,217 Nothing I have is nothing! 817 00:35:37,218 --> 00:35:39,427 Uh, I-- I was trying to stop the dripping. 818 00:35:39,428 --> 00:35:41,388 It's-- what is... 819 00:35:41,389 --> 00:35:43,516 Was this my last Mexican coke? 820 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:46,853 Well, I was having Mexican, so... 821 00:35:48,521 --> 00:35:49,605 [bottle thuds] 822 00:35:52,650 --> 00:35:54,401 Smoking's bad for you. 823 00:35:54,402 --> 00:35:56,570 Oh, I know. I'm just under a lot of pressure 824 00:35:56,571 --> 00:35:57,904 right at this moment. 825 00:35:57,905 --> 00:35:59,906 Still not good. Not good ever. 826 00:35:59,907 --> 00:36:02,075 Okay, Jamie. Plant, please, buddy. 827 00:36:02,076 --> 00:36:03,577 [Jamie scoffs] 828 00:36:03,578 --> 00:36:07,622 My nephew has a lot of opinions and not shy about sharing. 829 00:36:07,623 --> 00:36:10,750 Well, he's right. And I'm right. We're both right. 830 00:36:10,751 --> 00:36:12,294 Can I have a drag? 831 00:36:12,295 --> 00:36:15,297 Oh! I thought you were all green and organic. 832 00:36:15,298 --> 00:36:18,300 [chuckles] Yeah, but I'm not-- I'm not a freak about it. 833 00:36:18,301 --> 00:36:20,427 Quick, before he looks up. 834 00:36:20,428 --> 00:36:22,095 I'm under a lot of pressure, too. 835 00:36:22,096 --> 00:36:24,764 - Oh. - I'll have you know. Yeah. 836 00:36:24,765 --> 00:36:26,725 There's a guy in the apartment below here. 837 00:36:26,726 --> 00:36:29,853 Mm-hmm. He keeps coming to the window, 838 00:36:29,854 --> 00:36:32,106 making mean faces at me. 839 00:36:34,984 --> 00:36:36,484 What are you nervous about? 840 00:36:36,485 --> 00:36:39,112 - Is that any of your business? - Not at all. 841 00:36:39,113 --> 00:36:41,114 [chuckling] That's why I'm curious. 842 00:36:41,115 --> 00:36:43,283 I'm waiting to hear about a bank loan 843 00:36:43,284 --> 00:36:45,952 and I'm about to jump out of my skin. 844 00:36:45,953 --> 00:36:47,954 Have you ever tried yoga? 845 00:36:47,955 --> 00:36:51,208 You're asking a South Asian woman if she's ever tried yoga? 846 00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:55,003 Well, I don't like to profile, so... 847 00:36:55,004 --> 00:36:58,548 And I am seeing this woman who teaches Vinyasa. 848 00:36:58,549 --> 00:37:00,467 - Oh. [chuckles] - It might-- it might help. 849 00:37:00,468 --> 00:37:01,801 What? [laughing] 850 00:37:01,802 --> 00:37:04,387 I, um-- I can probably get you a discount, too. 851 00:37:04,388 --> 00:37:07,140 And what about me screams "discount"? 852 00:37:07,141 --> 00:37:10,228 [chuckles] Nothin'. N-Nothin' at all. 853 00:37:11,312 --> 00:37:13,355 - Oh, shit. - What? 854 00:37:13,356 --> 00:37:14,857 [Duncan] Really? 855 00:37:15,608 --> 00:37:16,859 [groaning] 856 00:37:18,277 --> 00:37:19,653 [both snickering] 857 00:37:19,654 --> 00:37:20,862 [water dripping] 858 00:37:20,863 --> 00:37:21,989 [Miranda] Well... 859 00:37:23,282 --> 00:37:25,575 I think we're probably thinking the same thing. 860 00:37:25,576 --> 00:37:28,578 Well, I don't know what you're thinking, 861 00:37:28,579 --> 00:37:32,082 but I'm thinking you should stay forever. 862 00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:34,834 - I'm thinking that, too! - [gasps] Jinx! 863 00:37:34,835 --> 00:37:37,671 - You owe me a Mexican Coke. - [clicking tongue] 864 00:37:37,672 --> 00:37:40,507 Obviously, it is no longer Bank Street in the '90s. 865 00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:43,176 Yeah, because we're 90. 866 00:37:43,177 --> 00:37:45,262 But you cannot go back into some... 867 00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:48,848 - [door opens] - ...freaky Airbnb situation again. 868 00:37:48,849 --> 00:37:50,225 What choice do I have? 869 00:37:50,226 --> 00:37:53,688 Seema, Miranda needs help finding an apartment. 870 00:37:54,814 --> 00:37:58,525 Well, Miranda, if you don't mind working virtually, I'm your gal. 871 00:37:58,526 --> 00:38:01,569 Because I just found out I did not get that bank loan 872 00:38:01,570 --> 00:38:03,196 - for an office. - No! 873 00:38:03,197 --> 00:38:06,366 So much for women helping women. 874 00:38:06,367 --> 00:38:08,869 Well, I'm a woman who needs a woman's help. 875 00:38:09,787 --> 00:38:12,539 Seema, help me find a place? Soon? 876 00:38:12,540 --> 00:38:15,375 - Aw. - Carrie likes her space. 877 00:38:15,376 --> 00:38:16,876 No, stay. 878 00:38:16,877 --> 00:38:18,295 - [Seema chuckles] - I insist. 879 00:38:18,296 --> 00:38:19,587 [Miranda and Seema chuckle] 880 00:38:19,588 --> 00:38:21,548 [spa guest] We're running low on ice! 881 00:38:21,549 --> 00:38:23,426 [Lisa] I really needed this. 882 00:38:24,593 --> 00:38:27,887 [sighs] I've just been wearing my shoulders as earrings. 883 00:38:27,888 --> 00:38:30,223 - [Lisa chuckles] - [Charlotte] Aw. 884 00:38:30,224 --> 00:38:33,436 That overnighter to Atlanta was a lot. 885 00:38:34,562 --> 00:38:36,314 Can I tell you something? 886 00:38:37,023 --> 00:38:38,733 Sure. What is it? 887 00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:42,610 I have a, uh, work crush 888 00:38:42,611 --> 00:38:44,822 - on my editor. - Ah. 889 00:38:45,364 --> 00:38:48,116 [chuckling] It's okay to have a work crush, right? 890 00:38:48,117 --> 00:38:51,828 Yes! I mean, it's just a crush, right? 891 00:38:51,829 --> 00:38:55,082 It's not the end of the world. [sighs] 892 00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:57,501 Is everything okay? 893 00:38:58,044 --> 00:39:00,503 - You seem a little distant. - Yeah. 894 00:39:00,504 --> 00:39:04,133 I-- I just have a lot on my mind. 895 00:39:05,092 --> 00:39:06,719 You wanna talk about it? 896 00:39:14,935 --> 00:39:16,436 Okay. 897 00:39:16,437 --> 00:39:19,440 [♪ somber music playing] 898 00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:34,371 Oh, my gosh, this garden is gonna be really amazing. 899 00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:35,789 Did you see the work I did? 900 00:39:35,790 --> 00:39:37,791 Jamie, I think you do all the work. 901 00:39:37,792 --> 00:39:39,959 He just stands there looking pretty. 902 00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:42,003 - Nah. - No, no, it's true. 903 00:39:42,004 --> 00:39:43,171 I'm very pretty. 904 00:39:43,172 --> 00:39:45,966 [fire alarm beeping loudly] 905 00:39:50,012 --> 00:39:51,514 [Carrie] Oh, my God, there's so much smoke. 906 00:39:53,015 --> 00:39:55,558 Hello? Oh, my God. 907 00:39:55,559 --> 00:39:56,810 [fire alarm continues beeping] 908 00:39:56,811 --> 00:39:58,353 - Oh! Oh, shit! - [Carrie] Oh, my God, get the-- 909 00:39:58,354 --> 00:39:59,729 Get the pot off the stove! 910 00:39:59,730 --> 00:40:01,815 - What? - Get the pot off the stove! 911 00:40:01,816 --> 00:40:03,858 - Yes, yes, yes, doing it, doing it. - Oh shit! 912 00:40:03,859 --> 00:40:06,653 - Ah, ah, ah! - Oh, shit! Shit! 913 00:40:06,654 --> 00:40:08,154 [Duncan] I don't know how that happened! 914 00:40:08,155 --> 00:40:09,323 Um... uh... 915 00:40:10,783 --> 00:40:13,535 [alarm continues beeping] 916 00:40:13,536 --> 00:40:15,037 Wow, you're noisy. 917 00:40:16,539 --> 00:40:18,581 Aren't you glad I'm wearing heels? 918 00:40:18,582 --> 00:40:20,626 [laughing] 919 00:40:22,211 --> 00:40:24,421 Well, there goes my dinner. 920 00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:27,173 [people chattering] 921 00:40:27,174 --> 00:40:29,676 So, uh, word on the street in London 922 00:40:29,677 --> 00:40:31,345 is that you're a lot of fun. 923 00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,391 When's that gonna start? 924 00:40:36,392 --> 00:40:37,935 Fun in London. 925 00:40:39,812 --> 00:40:42,188 - All work here. - Mm. 926 00:40:42,189 --> 00:40:43,773 That's the sole reason for New York. 927 00:40:43,774 --> 00:40:46,943 I know no one, really, and I do nothing. 928 00:40:46,944 --> 00:40:48,529 In fact, this is a rare meal out. 929 00:40:49,530 --> 00:40:51,698 I routinely just make a stew, I dig in, 930 00:40:51,699 --> 00:40:54,118 and I write the bloody book for six months until I'm done. 931 00:40:55,786 --> 00:40:58,621 Wow, it's-- it's writing, not time in a gulag. 932 00:40:58,622 --> 00:41:00,291 Huh. Says you. 933 00:41:01,667 --> 00:41:04,210 I've been particularly out of sorts this trip, though, 934 00:41:04,211 --> 00:41:05,962 all thanks to a certain woman. 935 00:41:05,963 --> 00:41:08,591 I'm flattered, but we've just met. 936 00:41:09,592 --> 00:41:10,717 Margaret Thatcher. 937 00:41:10,718 --> 00:41:13,261 - [chuckling] Oh! - Yeah. She's my subject. 938 00:41:13,262 --> 00:41:16,890 It's the first time I've ever attempted a woman 939 00:41:16,891 --> 00:41:19,601 - and I'm nervous, I suppose. - Hmm. 940 00:41:19,602 --> 00:41:22,354 Will people accept a woman from me? 941 00:41:25,983 --> 00:41:29,319 What is it that you write? You said you were a writer, yes? 942 00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:31,447 Yes. I, uh... 943 00:41:32,698 --> 00:41:35,575 Usually, I write memoirs, essays. 944 00:41:35,576 --> 00:41:38,286 But, actually, um, like you, 945 00:41:38,287 --> 00:41:39,747 I'm trying something new. 946 00:41:40,456 --> 00:41:41,540 Fiction. 947 00:41:42,541 --> 00:41:43,917 My first novel. 948 00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:45,418 - Oh. - Mm. 949 00:41:45,419 --> 00:41:48,922 On top of that, it's not set in present day. 950 00:41:48,923 --> 00:41:51,967 So, I'm nervous as well. [chuckles softly] 951 00:41:55,971 --> 00:41:57,805 Wow, I've never said that aloud before. 952 00:41:57,806 --> 00:42:02,185 Oh, dear God, that house is just gonna be vibrating with anxiety. 953 00:42:02,186 --> 00:42:04,396 [both laughing] 954 00:42:10,694 --> 00:42:13,697 [♪ "Kiss the Sky" by Shawn Lee's Ping Pong Orchestra playing] 955 00:42:33,592 --> 00:42:38,180 ♪ I hold my head up just enough to see the sky ♪ 956 00:42:39,306 --> 00:42:41,975 ♪ And when we go, we won't go slow ♪ 957 00:42:41,976 --> 00:42:45,019 ♪ We'll put up such a fight ♪ 958 00:42:45,020 --> 00:42:50,567 ♪ When they fade into the dust and into ash ♪ 959 00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:53,236 ♪ But all the children know for sure ♪ 960 00:42:53,237 --> 00:42:56,197 ♪ This pain will surely pass ♪ 961 00:42:56,198 --> 00:43:00,703 ♪ Strong and wise and you are loved ♪ 962 00:43:01,745 --> 00:43:03,830 ♪ And when the tide, it comes ♪ 963 00:43:03,831 --> 00:43:07,333 ♪ You will float above, love ♪ 964 00:43:07,334 --> 00:43:11,964 ♪ And you will be one day exactly what you are ♪ 965 00:43:13,090 --> 00:43:15,258 ♪ Just keep your head held high ♪ 966 00:43:15,259 --> 00:43:18,678 ♪ Kiss your fist and touch the sky ♪ 967 00:43:18,679 --> 00:43:23,182 ♪ Too late to keep the world from dying ♪ 968 00:43:23,183 --> 00:43:28,814 ♪ It's not too late to spread the love you have ♪ 969 00:43:30,024 --> 00:43:35,612 ♪ One day when we are ready for crying ♪ 970 00:43:35,613 --> 00:43:41,200 ♪ One day, I know that we'll be there, little girl ♪ 971 00:43:41,201 --> 00:43:46,748 ♪ Buh, buh, buh, buh-buh ♪ 972 00:43:46,749 --> 00:43:48,834 ♪ Buh, buh ♪